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witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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Ghost World (2001)

fencehopping:

Tim Burton received this handmade cake from his animation team and it’s basically the coolest shit ever.

outbreakings:

162.1 million users on tumblr and i still can’t even get 20 notes on a text post

Things people with Social Anxiety do

high-energy-introvert:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

fyblackwomenart:

Etta James - Soul Sister by Fitacola

britneysbaldhead:

me arriving at the gates of hell

dulect:

Me being late to class

dulect:

Me being late to class

lil-banshee:

When you put on your favorite movie for someone and you’re really excited for them to watch it for the first time AND THEY DON’T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO IT 

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